Summary: Everyone from Buffy goes on Survivor: Days 10-12
Disclaimer: No, I don't own Worldvision and Powerade and CosmoGirl and Burger Kind and Apollo College and everyone and everything in this fic. I don't own anything. If I did, I would be rich, believe me I'm SO not rich--so don't sue me, please!
Distribution: Just let me know where it's going.
Rating: Pg-13, I guess
Authors Note: Episode 5 will be out in a week. Hope you enjoy!!
Tagi Tribe is: Buffy, Willow, Cordelia, Anya, Angel, Giles, Gunn
Pagong Tribe is: Faith, Tara, Fred, Oz, Xander, Spike. Demons, slayers, etc. don't exist, and NOBODY KNOWS EACH OTHER.
Dedication: To Joss Whedon and Mark Burnett (guy who created Survivor) for creating two of the best shows on Planet Earth!!
Feedback: Do I really have to beg? *Gets down on knees and actually starts to beg* Plee-ee-ease!!!
{ } are Author's notes.

Jeff Probsts: "Previously on...Survivor!"

We see the 16 castaways when they are first on the boat, then Buffy and Cordelia yelling at each other, Buffy officially letting Anya into the alliance, Spike and Xander fighting, Buffy and Angel holding hands, and Wesley, Riley, and Joyce being voted off the island.

The words 'Day 10' show up on the screen. The Pagong Tribe are just waking up, the start of a brand new day. Fred is already up, waking up the rest of her tribe and reading them the tree mail.

Fred: "When the plane comes you must be prepared
The winner will receive items of care
Design a signal that all can see
Spices, knives, and a hammock for thee."

The Pagong Tribe cheer and whoop, eager to design a distress signal for the plane. Today's Reward Challenge sounds awesome.

Interview with Faith: "Man, this Reward Challenge sounded wicked!! Everyone was stoked!"

Cut to the Tagi Tribe, who, although somewhat exhausted from the ever-rising tide reaching them while they slept, have just finished reading the same tree mail. They are equally excited, and ready to win the reward.

Interview with Gunn: "That was so cool, to win spices! The wild boars that Angel and I caught were a nice change from the rice, but it was still kind of bland. And a hammock would be awesome!"

We see the Tagi Tribe brainstorming ideas about what they should do to catch the plane's attention. Willow and Giles, while not the most athletic of the tribe, are clearly the smartest, and take the role of leaders for this challenge.

Willow: "We could use the Tagi Flag. It's pretty bright."

Giles: "But will it be enough? Perhaps..."

Willow: "Perhaps what, Giles?"

Giles: "Numerous way to get the plane's attention. The Tagi Flag, some sort of message for the plane, and perhaps several people moving in bright colours."

Willow: "Giles, you're a genius!"

Cut to the Pagong Tribe, who aren't having nearly as much luck. Everyone pitches in ideas as to how to catch the planes attention.

Spike: "All the girls could run naked."

Tara and Fred: "Ew!"

Faith: "Aw, shut up!"

Spike (whispers to Faith) "You'd like to be naked, wouldn't you, pet?"

Faith giggles wickedly while the rest of the tribe work on ideas.

Xander: "We're getting nowhere."

Oz: "Actually, I'm fine here."

Tara: "What about a smiley face?"

Everyone seems to like this idea and they work on making a massive smiley face in the sand.

Cut to the sleepy Tagi Tribe, who have decided that "Tagi is Groggy" will be their slogan. Willow and Giles plan out where to have everyone when the plane comes, and where the flag should go. The rest of the tribe work on their slogan.

Cut to later that day, about 3 pm. The Pagong Tribe have long since finished their smiley face, and are feeling pretty confident about Tara's idea. Tagi are putting the finishing touches on the "Tagi is Groggy" message, and everyone gets into position.

Now we see Jeff Probsts, sitting in a plane (although he's not flying it). The only other person in the tiny plane is the pilot, who's pretty old, and seems to know what he's doing.

Jeff Probsts (yelling over the sound of the plane): "I'm here in this plane with Captain Robertson, and he's here to judge today's Reward Challenge! We're going to fly past both beaches, and whichever tribe is more eye-catching, will receive a spice rack, two knives, and a hammock!"

The plane flies past Pagong's beach first. The look up and see the plane, and at the last minute, decide to run around to catch it's attention.

Captain Robertson: "Zey didn't oose any bright colourz...zey ran eeround weeth normal clothes on. I don't tink most planez vould zee it. And zee smiley face eendeecated zat zey didn't need help."

{Translation: "They didn't use any bright colours...They arn around with normal clothes on. I don't think most planes would see it. And the smiley face indicated that they didn't need help." Whoa, what's up with that accent? It's more annoying than Kendra's!}

Now we see Tagi in position. All four of the girls are wearing the orange Tagi bandanas they were given at the beginning of the game as tube tops. Willow looks slightly uncomfortable. The guys are simply wearing them as bandanas. When they see the plane, they start to run.

The girls run in front of the "Tagi is Groggy" message, while Angel, Giles, and Gunn run in back, waving the Tagi flag.

Captain Robertson: "Ah...veery good. Zee flag, and zee geerls in zee colours...yeez, and mezzage is good. Veery good. Togeeee wins!"

{Translation: "Ah...very good. The flag, the girls in the colours...yes, and the message is good. Very good. Tagi wins!" Geez, these are a pain to write!}

Jeff Probsts throws the crate of goods out of the plane and into the ocean, near the Tagi beach. Tagi cheer, and Gunn (who has proven to be quite a good swimmer), swims out to get them.

Commercial Break: "Call Worldvision now to help a child."

Perhaps fueled by their win, Tagi no longer seem groggy. In fact, they are almost pee-your-pants happy about winning another competition. After all, they lost the last Reward Challenge to Pagong. Anyways, although they are enjoying the hammock (especially Buffy and Angel), they haven't caught any boars lately, and are back to living solely off rice. The spices help the rice, but the knives aren't exactly an item of need right now.

Buffy and Angel are lying in the hammock, holding hands and talking. Strategy? Nope.

Angel: "You look so beautiful."

Buffy: "You're so sweet..."

They go in for the kiss. See? Told ya it wasn't strategy!!

Gunn: "I got one!! I got one!!"

Spike: "Bloody hell, it bit me!"

The screen splits into two, on half showing Gunn with another wild boar, all bloodied up and dead {sorry for the graphic images}, while the other half of the screen shows a boar biting Spike's hand, and him trying to shake it off.

Spike: "Bloody hell!"

He manages to shake off the boar (which is now dead), although his hand is a bit bloodied up. Oz gets the First Aid kit, and wraps some gauze around his hand.

Spike: "Bloody hell!"

Oz: "I think you said that already."

Now back to the Tagi Tribe, who are excited about the boar. Recently all they've been eating is rice, which was actually OK with the spices. But of course, they would take real meat over rice any day.

Now see that it is in the evening, and the Pagong Tribe are feasting on their boar. Everyone is talking and laughing, enjoying the meat.

Cut to the Tagi Tribe, who are still cooking their wild boar. Cordy, who had been staying away from most of the tribe since her and Buffy's fight several days ago, wanders over.

Cordy: "Can I help?"

The rest of the Tagi Tribe just look at each othe and start to laugh.

Buffy (between laughing): "Cordelia, (laugh) everyone has been (giggle) working for the past 10 days. If we lose the next (laugh) Reward Challenge, you'll be gone, even if you do start to (giggle) help. I'm sorry, I'm having trouble breathing!" Then Buffy and the rest of the tribe crack up.

Commercial Break: "Powerade: Very Real Power."

Some guy (voiceover): "Warning: The next scenes may be too grahpic for some viewers. Viewer discretion is advised."

We see the words, "Day 11," and Cordelia, the only one who is awake at the Tagi Tribe. She is just coming back from getting the treemail for today's Immuntity Challenge. She goes and wakes up the Tagi members one by one. Angel and Buffy fell alseep in the hammock, and the others fell asleep in the new and improved hut {Cordy and Giles fixed it up}.

Cordy: "Wake up, you guys!! Treemail!!"

Gunn swats her away like a fly.

At Pagong Tribe, half of the tribe are up. Faith and Spike are still asleep, along with Oz. Tara is cooking breakfast over the roaring fire, while Fred and Xander are having a water fight in the ocean.

We see Tara's point of view. Everything is getting hazy because of the heat of the fire and the smoke. Her eyes are nearly closed and she starts to sway. Suddenly she falls-

But not before she is saved by Oz. He pulls her back away from the fire, saving her from being burned.

Tara: "Oh-oh my gosh, O-Oz, I-I...thank you."

Oz: "No problem."

Suddenly we hear a scream pierce the air, and the camera turns to show Fred is the one who screamed. Xander is carrying her back to shore as fast as he can, looking worried.

Faith and Spike are woken up by the girl's scream.

Spike: "Bloody hell! {I need to stop this 'bloody hell' obsession of mine, don't I?} What's going on?!"

Fred tries to talk, but she is in such pain that she can't make a sound.

Xander: "Oh my god...we were just having a water fight, and there was this water snake that came up...it must have been poisonous, I don't know...she got bit."

There are two large holes on Fred's leg. The blood is pouring out, covering her leg in the red liquid.

Oz: "Oh god..."

Fred looks like she is about to throw up, and the tribe back up to give her some air, but when she opens her mouth, blood comes out, not puke.

Suddenly, a medical crew rushes in and lifts Fred's limp body onto a stretcher. She has gone into a coma. They give her several needles and rush her into a medical helicopter that has flown in.

The Pagong Tribe try to follow, but the medical crew keep them at a safe distance.

Medical Worker: "Please stay back, we need to get her out of here."

Tara: "Will she be OK?"

Xander: "It's all my fault..."

Oz: "Don't say that."

The crew lift her into the helicopter and the Pagong Tribe back up as it takes off. Tara is crying, who is comforted by Oz. Xander is looking sick to his stomach, and Faith and Spike are semi-expressionless. {I feel a 'bloody hell' moment coming on!}

Spike: "Bloody hell...bloody hell..."

Everyone walks somewhat aimlessly, and settle down near the fire. They can't believe what just happened to Fred, sweet little Fred.

Now the Tagi Tribe, who are watching, fascinated, as Cordelia reads them today's Immunity Challenge.

Cordelia: "The team will-"

Cordy is cut off as Jeff Probsts approaches Tagi's beach by boat. He has quite a grave face.

Gunn: "Whoa, why the long face, Jeff?"

Jeff Probsts hops off the boat and makes his way towards the Tagi Tribe.

Jeff Probsts: "I have some bad news. There will be no Immunity Challenge this round."

Everyone looks at each other, confused and curious. Several "What?"s can be heard, muttered by the tribe.

Jeff Probsts: "There was...an accident. At the Pagong beach. Fred was bitten by a water snake, and fell into a coma. She will live, but will not be able to return to the game. She is being taken to the nearest hospital. Because Pagong has lost a member this round, there will be no Immunity Challenge."

Several of the girls gasp, and the guys look pretty shocked as well. Jeff Probsts nods his head and heads back towards the boat.

Cordelia sets down the treemail, and walks away quietly.

Interview with Cordy: "I know that I can't leave this round...so why work? They can't get rid of me."

Interview with Buffy: "I'm absolutley disgusted with Cordelia. She thinks that just because Fred got hurt she can use it to her advantage? That's horrible! She is SO gone next time!"

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Now we see the Pagong Tribe, who have just heard the same news about the Immunity Tribe and Fred's condition. They look at Jeff sadly before he turns and leaves via the boat he came on.

In Fred's memory, they keep her sleeping bag in tact and leave all of her stuff. Everyone has their own way of dealing with the grief of Fred's injury, and her alliance take a walk through the forest.

Tara, Oz, and Xander walk silently through the trees, looking down at the path. Finally, Xander speaks up.

Xander: "Where do we go from here?"

Oz: "I suggest we follow the path."

Xander: "No..I meant..."

Oz: "Yeah."

Tara: "We should still stay as an alliance, don't you think? I mean, Fred would have wanted..."

Xander: "Why is everyone treating her like she's dead?! She got hurt, but she'll be fine!! You heard what Jeff said!!" He kicks the ground angrily.

Tara: "It-it's just...she's not coming back to the game...we just..."

Xander: "I know."

Oz: "Let's go back. It's getting dark."

They do so, and then the specialty cameras show Pagong sleeping in the dark, then Tagi sleeping at their beach.

Now we see the sun rising, along with the words, "Day 12." It seems like a much more calm, pleasant day then yesterday. Tagi are up and about, while Pagong are still asleep.

Interview with Anya: "We were kind of sad about Fred's injury, but we didn't know her very well, so it didn't affect us as much as it affected the Pagong Tribe. For the most part, we just carried on as normal. Especially Cordelia."

Cordelia is lying on the beach, perfecting her tan.

Anya: "For christ's sake, Cordelia!!"

Cordelia: "What? It's not like you weren't just like me in the beginning. Tanning and all."

Anya: "Yeah, and then I saw the light, got smart, and realized that you're a worthless piece of sh-"

Angel hurries over and tries to break up the catfight.

Angel: "OK, you two, come on now. Anya, why don't you go help Giles with lunch, K?"

Anya sighs, but does so anyway. Angel steps closer to Cordelia.

Angel: "Cordelia, I don't want to gang up on you, but Anya is right. You want to stay here? Then stop tanning."

Cordelia: "No one can hear you, Angel. You can stop pretending now."

Angel: "Stop prete-what? Cordelia, I don't like you!"

Cordelia (in her most seductive voice): "Yes you do, Angel. You know that you want to..." She leans in to kiss him, and grabs him before he can pull away.

Angel is struggling furiously to get away from her, but she keeps kissing him and holding him. Obviously, Cordy is stronger than everyone thought her to be.

Just then Buffy steps out of the jungle carrying some more firewood. She sees Angel and Cordelia kissing on the beach, and the wood clatters to the sand, forgotten.

Buffy: "Angel?"

Commercial Break: "Burger King! Have it your way at BK!"

Back to the Tagi Tribe. Buffy is in tears, thinking that Angel actually kissed Cordelia of his own free will.

Angel: "Buffy, I never..."

Buffy: "Shut up, Angel!! I never should have trust you. I (sniff) should have known that you would end up with some slut like Cordelia! But I just thought..."

Willow rushes over, having seen the whole thing.

Willow: "He didn't do it, Buffy!! Cordelia kissed him, he tried to stop her, but she's way stronger than she let on! She-she made him, I swear! It's not Angel's fault?"

Buffy looks from Angel to Willow.

Buffy (quietly): "Really?"

Angel: "Really."

He walks over to Buffy and kisses her. Cordy watches in disgust, furious, while everyone else sighs and says, "Aw."

Buffy: "You really don't like her?"

Angel: "Of course I don't like her."

Buffy: "Really?"

Angel: "Really really."

She snuggles in his arms and they kiss one more time.

Buffy (whispers): "Angel?"

Angel: "Yes?"

Buffy: "I think I love you."

Angel: "I think I love you too."

They both glance at Cordelia for a second, then resume the snuggling.

Now we see the Pagong Tribe, where things are much less fuzzy. Everyone is going to bed, but it seems strange, with Fred's bed empty.

Tara (whispers): "Oz?"

Oz: "Yeah?"

Tara: "I miss her."

Oz: "We all do. Go to sleep, K?"

Tara: "K. G'night."

Oz: "G'night."

We get to see an aerial shot of Tribal Council. The fire is lit, but there is no one there. Wow. Deep. The music starts up and there is a close-up of the fire burning in the centre of the Tribal Council area.

Commercial Break: "Learn how far your mind can take you...with Apollo College!"

Jeff Probsts (voiceover): Next time on...Survivor!"

We see Gunn shooting a slingshot, Willow using a blowgun, several chickens pecking around in a wire cage, Buffy and Angel go on date #2, Faith bitching about Buffy, Buffy bitching about Faith, and Oz flirting with Willow.

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